Yoko Ono's Geography Report

We had lunch together today. Man, she doesn't eat much! Babe, I need more to eat than a packet of prawn crackers and a cigarette! But it was very interesting. We went to see where I buy my clothes and she suddenly disappeared, ... and the clothes shop had changed completely. One quarter of it had been turned into a store selling new gorras and "accessories" of one sort or another, for latino men, by the looks of it, but I didn't give it that much study. I asked the girl working there whether they used to sell used clothes and she said "around the corner" and there was an attractive young woman there in a black top wearing a black face-mask. I asked her if there had been a second-hand clothes shop there before, and she said yes, and showed me a pair of shorts similar to the one I'd bought a few weeks ago. I started to got really upset, because I thought they'd tricked me, ... and I walked off a little abruptly, ... "I've died again and they didn't tell me!" I thought. This was always happening in Cochabamba, but I thought we were past that stage, ... I got upset and a bit angry with Yoko Ono. "The bitch has probably built a swimming pool in the hotel while I was dead and turned me into Roger Waters!" was my first thought, and that cheered me up a lot. Then I found the original shop where I'd bought my shorts! It was on the next block away from plaza. So it was all OK and Yoko Ono reappeared laughing. And we got the name and address of the shop. It's Tiendita Or-Mo and the address is Esq. calle 11 Poniente entre 6a avenida Norte. And the young woman who works there is beautiful and kind. They have some sort of rental or buy now pay later scheme that I didn't understand, but it sounds like a good idea. She said it's for when you haven't got enough money to buy what you want. Then I went back to the other scary shop and apologized to the woman. I said I was confused and thought it was witchcraft. I asked her if she wanted to learn how withes change reality, but she said no. I said "another time, maybe." So that was my lunch with Yoko Ono. She's lovely! ❤️💓💕

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