You. Are. Going. To. Space.

Let that sink in for a minute, like a very slow bullet.

Subscribe to Dick's Diarrea.

All he wants is your physical address. Once he has that, he doesn't need to accept your application. He just says "Something is wrong with your submission" Er, my submission! Don't you mean your submission? When was the last time you stuffed coca leaves up your ass and took a deep breath of water, coffee grains, your own diarrea and the shit of a dog and everyone else living in your house? Tell me Dick. I did that on 11th April 2011. I can tell you it was the most invigorating thing I've ever done in my life. It was delicious food. I reckon that was because it was full of lithium from the portable electronic devices I put on there. And shortly after that Lizzie Grant changed her name to Lana Del Rey, after the sheepskin I wrapped the whole mess in when I disposed of it.

See Gigi Young - Forgiveness.

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